Tuesday, August 23, 2011

"But wait! There's more!"

Scott came home from meetings today with food enough to warrant a call to our friends down the street... "Come over and take some of this food!"

18 cookies, 4 kinds of bread, 2 giant containers of OJ, chicken salad, a full box of microwave popcorn and apples.
6 bags of chips, lunch meat, 2 bottles of Sprite, 3 bottles of water and enough lettuce to feed Scott for the next two weeks. (He eats *great* quantities of lettuce every day, btw.)
Fruit salad, 5 candy bars, apple juice and 2 partial bottles of soda, not to mention the 4 2-liters not pictured. 
You can imagine that I'm not kidding when I say it took the better part of an hour to repackage it all and figure out how to get it in my fridge. LOL

But wait! There's more! (Do I sound like a Ginsu commercial yet? Hahahahaha!)

So Scott dashed in with all this food and dashed right back out to meet the business associates for dinner at Outback Steakhouse.

Three hours later, my super-duper amazing husband waltzed back in with yet more food... the second half of his Porterhouse and a Chocolate Thunder from Down Under.

He is a good, good man.

But wait! There's still more! (A little useless trivia for ya...Did you know that those annoying Ginsu ads actually sold between two and three million sets in just six years, earning its place as the marketing icon for infomercials ever since.)

Just a few minutes ago, Scott looks at me and says, "Oh, yeah. I forgot to bring home the Dove ice cream bars. I'll have to go get those tomorrow." I'll help you remember, Darling!


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