"Sorry, Em. If you don't do your workbook when I tell you to, you have to do it when we go out to dinner."
"But, Mom! It's too dark in here! I can't see!"
"Yes, you can. Get to work."
"Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I can't see! My hand is making a shadow and making it hard to see what I'm doing!"
And Mom whips out the Flashlight app on her iPhone.
The kid's plan to avoid her workbook is foiled again! Wahahahahahahahahaha!